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Sunday 4 March 2012

The Wonderful World of Brisneyland

Just under a year between posts.  Whew, close.  If I go over a year without a post the blog is automatically absorbed by a large Internet porn hub.  Not the worst way to go out, but still ...

So, where was I?  Right, sold.  The house was sold and we moved into a rental, then in December 2011 we moved out of the rental and basically exploded all over the globe.  I stayed in London to work while my family moved to Brisbane to stay with the mother-in-law.  All our belongings are wedged in a storage container somewhere in industrial outer-London, awaiting instructions as to their destination.  Now the decision has been made: destination, Brisbane!

Nicole looked at Sydney.  She confirmed her love of the Eastern Suburbs remained, but we could as easily move our family into that neighbourhood as we could effect a hostile takeover of Google.  So she looked around the north side, the Upper North Shore.  Then she kept going a bit further.  Then a bit further.  Further still.

We've decided to settle on the Upper Upper Upper Upper Far North Shore of Sydney (AKA Brisbane).

I realised I could keep slogging away in London getting effectively nowhere, while separated from my family; or I could slog away in Australia with my family.  To quote an Amanda Palmer song, I thought:  fuck it, I'm gonna go to Australia.  I now have a month to get my shit together and say goodbye to twelve years of London life.

I spoke to a friend in Brisbane the other day to get some information on the job market.  He told me I could buy him a XXXX when I got there.  I told him to piss off.  I'm not buying anyone a XXXX, not ever.  I'll find my own job.